Sentence Sneak Peek - Dr. Critchlore's School for Minions

The first sentence from each chapter of Dr. Critchlore's School for Minions, it's a mini summary of what you can expect to read.

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“Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day.”

“Slow and steady wins the race, if you have minions to sabotage your opponent.”

“Sometimes, monsters are hard to see.”

“I love my Critchlore Flying Monkeys!”

“They call him the Minion Whisperer.”

“Be prepared, with explosives.”

“One termite can be squashed, but thousands of termites can raze a toolshed, or maybe a small cottage!”

“Critchlore minions: They’re not just for evil overlords anymore.”

“You’ve Just Been Raised from the Dead.”

“An overlord without a minion is like a toothless shark.”

“To lead uninstructed minions into battle is to throw them away.”

“With great power comes the responsibility to have great minions.”

“Just so you cannot teach a crab to walk straight, you cannot teach a Critchlore minion to be unfaithful.”

“Discipline, Duty, Determination, and On-Time Delivery.”

“Take six hairs of werewolf, extract of valerian root, tooth of sloth.”

“Have a problem with encroaching neighbors?”

“To Live Is to Conquer.”

“Never walk underneath a flying dragon without an umbrella.”

“The difference between the impossible and the possible is a team of minions.”

“Opinions are unique, so don’t have them.”

“One evil overlord shall be my master, until such time as I am laid off or downsized to a foreign evil overlord.”

“An investment in minions is an investment in security.”

“In the future, any student caught riding a dragon without a helmet will get detention.”

“Like a good friend, a minion is there when you need him.”

“People who use explosives often blow themselves up.”

“Minions work best when they work together.”

“I curse thee!”

“Crichlore minions: For when you get the urge to conquer large parts of the world!”

“True genius lies in identifying a minion’s strength and enhancing it for maximum effect.”

“A friend in need needs minions.”

“An untrained minion is as useful as a pet rock.”

“In times of peace, minions make good sandwiches.”

“One should never, ever eat a minion.”

“Don’t count your minions before they’re trained.”

“Minions are power.”

“A man is known by the minions he keeps.”

“Fortune favors those with minions.”

“Great things are accomplished when minions work together toward a common goal.”

“Without question, the most important beings on the planet are the dryads, without whom we would all perish, for without trees we would have no oxygen.”