Monday, November 10, 2014

My Favorite Quotes/Lines - Universal Alien

* Spoilers are highlighted like so :)

“If I’m crazy, super, it’s a fun family excur-sion right before Mommy goes to the Special Hospital for a Little Vacation.”

“Let’s drug these creeps and then I’ll share the wonder that is me.”

“Then I guess I’d better do my best.”
He smiled. “Or, as we call it, routine.”

APPARENTLY IT TOOK LONGER to wake up from be-ing chloroformed than from being kicked in the head.”

“Why are you unhappy in elevators?”

“Did Armani win the Fashion Wars and those lines are all that’s left?”

“My God when did you become a Drama Llama?”

“Snap out of it, and that’s a damn order.”

“Hoped I’d heard enough of it so that I could practice and add it to my repertoire of Terrifying Vocal Inflections to Use on Evildoers.”

“Even when I have two mommies. You’re always the mommy who is my mommy.”

“Can you be brave enough to take a chance and deal with this world, only for a while?”

“Bitch is in the eyes of the beholder, baby.”

“Oh, blah, blah, blah. Let’s not and say we did, okay?” I was mad as hell, and just wasn’t going to take it anymore.”

“Basically, we looked like the best-dressed and best-looking invading army of penguins ever.”

“But, just so you know, this is how you flip someone off in American.” With that, I flipped him the bird. With both hands.”

“Wondered if they practiced that, or if Mom’s team here had just been the gold medalists in the Synchronized Neck Breaking competition.”

“...yowling the cat version of “yippee-ki-yay mofo” at the top of his cat lungs.”

“Nice to know we’re the entire galaxy’s dumping ground and experimental ant farm.”

“But I love you in all the multiverse, too. You are my precious one and I’m proud of you every single moment of every single day. Don’t ever forget that, for the rest of your life, whether you’re here or there.”


  1. I'd love to know which chapters these quotes came from. bookwormpov (at) gmail (dot) com

    1. Hi, sorry I just go by where I marked it with a post it note and don't include the chapters. They are in chronological order though if that helps at all.


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