Sam and the Big Fall
Sam was just walking through the woods one day when he tripped and fell. Flustered he looked around and realized that he hadn't just tripped he'd fallen into a giant footprint. Hearing his cry's Gerald the gnome sheriff came racing around the bend. The sheriff took one look at Sam and burst out laughing.
"What?" Sam questioned.
Sam the sheriff sighed and said, where are your glasses?
Thus Sam realized that without his glasses he had not fallen in a large foot print, he fell into the Gnome Outside Theatre Pit.