Alchemystic - My Favorite Quotes/Lines

“He’s a natural-born asshole, my dear.” (pg. 8)

“I had a freaking gargoyle on my side.” (pg. 106)

“Oh, I need to gets me one of these,” she said.” (pg. 214)

“I can’t go to jail,” he said.  “They don’t have Magic: The Gathering tournaments there!” (pg 214)

“He posed like some sort of book-wielding ninja, then launched the books.” (pg. 260)