* Welcome to Gnome Story where you can get a glimpse into the strange world of Bibliognomes. Every now and then a mini short story about a gnome will be posted.
Conrad is a gnome of great regard. He started out as a lowly clerk at GPS (the Gnome Postal Service.) He knew there had to be a better way to get ahead though, after stumbling across a human gardening catalog he knew what he could do. That very day the idea for The GSI (Gnome Statue Initiative) was born. Conrad is now the CEO of this proud company that makes statues in the likeness of him and the rest of the board and then sells them at a high mark up to unsuspecting humans.