Hex Hall - My favorite quotes/lines

Here's some lines/quotes from Hex Hall that will show you why it's a funny and entertaining read.

"I'd left her alone before, figuring that it was every girl's right to cry in a public bathroom from time to time."


"Or maybe they were staring at me as I tried to discreetly wipe sweat from between by breasts with-out appearing to get to second base with myself."


"Good luck explaining to God that you used to spank one of his heavenly beings."


"But this room looked like it had been decorated by the unholy lovechild of Barbie and Strawberry Shortcake."


"I bet she woke up with her hair looking like something out of a Pantene commercial while little bluebirds circled around her head, and rac-coons brought her breakfast or something."


"It's a whole other problem to be an outcast in a group of outcasts."


"I swear she has hidden depths."  Without really thinking, I shot back, "I said spare me the gory details."


"I like my friends mean and hateful."


"Just before I could do something super lame like spread my arms wide and burst into the chorus of "Colors of the Wind," I heard a voice say, "Why aren't you in class?"


"I fell asleep wondering if Archer knew he was about to become the proud recipient of Elodie's virginity."