Okay, the first thing I thought of as cheesy is from a book that I adore, Mind Games by Carolyn Crane. I highly recommend this series but this line from the book almost made me do a literal spit take when I first read it. I admire the alliteration but this phrasing really takes you out of the moment:
"My entire being sighs into him, curling around his deliciously cucumbery cock like it's my new center of gravity."
Tiny Reverse Vampire says that the first scene between Cress and Thorne is pretty darn cheesy.
Yes I would agree with you on Cress but its so good :)
ReplyDeleteNice, my sister loves that series I gifted her Cress and she's reading it now. :)
DeleteCucumbers are for dildos...not actual cocks. Ewww....green bumpy....eww. Sounds like he has a disease.
ReplyDeleteExactly, not really the image you want while reading...
DeleteCucumbery? Is that even a real world?
DeleteWell according to my spell check no, no it's not. :)
DeleteI really want to read the series that Cress is a part of. The other one, I've never heard of, but it's uh... wow that's pretty cheesy.
ReplyDeleteMy sister does highly recommend that series. :)
DeleteYeah it's a cheesy line but I truly do love that series and think everybody should read it.
A cucumbery cock, wow. Well if the books is great then it can be forgiven to use a line like that :P
ReplyDeleteYes the book is great this is just an unfortunate/memorable line. :)
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