Sentence Sneak Peek - Fart Squad

Fart Squad by Seamus Pilger Illustrated by Stephen Gilpin

The first sentence from each chapter of Fart Squad, it's a mini summary of what you can expect to read.

* Spoilers are highlighted like so :)

“Darren Stonkadopolis was determined to make it to the end of the school year without getting into any more trouble.”

“I’ve told you before,” the janitor said, “stay out of the basement.”

“It was recess, and the playground on the roof of the school was filled with kids enjoying the fresh air.”

“Darren still needed to get back in Miss Priscilly’s good graces, or kiss sports camp good-bye.”

“The next day found Darren stuck at a school assembly and not very happy about it.”

“I thought I smelled you coming!”

“Welcome to Fart Boot Camp!”

“So where were you on Saturday?”

“The Fart Squad refueled in a hurry.”

“Darren chased Harry out of the basement and up three flights of stairs.”

“Back at school, Stan took custody of the “special” burritos, saving them until the Fart Squad was needed again.”