Wednesday, November 4, 2015

My Favorite Quotes/Lines - The Professor Woos The Witch

The Professor Woos The Witch by Kristen Painter

“Bother.” Well, everyone had to die sometime, right? She grabbed the handle of the shed and yanked it open.”

“Did you just say bother? What are you, a Disney princess?”

“Do you plan everything?” “Yes. Don’t you?” “No. That’s not a very fun way to live your life.”

“Plus, it would be a pretty high coincidence that we’re both serial killers.”

“And she did, resulting in his door being slammed for a third time that day.”

“I’m sorry about that. I’ll work on being more likable. I swear.”

“So if he was going to be crazy, he was at least going to enjoy himself.”

“Apparently, it took a special kind of woman to accept another woman’s child.”

“Get your shoes on, young’un. They don’t serve the barefoot.”

“She was definitely hot for teacher.”

“With cake this amazing, who needs a man?”

“You and your stupid pretty face.”

“You’re adorable. Never change.”

“The last thing Cole needed was Puff the Magic MMA Fighter showing up at his door breathing fire.”

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