Monday, December 19, 2016

My Favorite Quotes/Lines - Learning to Swear in America

Learning to Swear in America by Katie Kennedy

“He liked symmetry and precision, but his features had failed to cooperate.”

“You’re both weird” … “No need to fight over it.”

“He didn’t want to pull American clothes over his Russian underpants.”

“High school is a jerk zoo, Yuri.”

“Was this a romantic overture? He felt a moment of panic. Was there some type of American foot sex he didn’t know about?”

“‘Damn’ is an all-purpose swear word. You really can’t go wrong.”

I found the math, dammit. Let somebody else find the words.

“The old man mumbled some words in Hebrew, and Yuri repeated them, two atheists trying to pray in a language that one couldn’t remember, and the other had never known.”

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